The supermarket is not super. Far from it. It is a boring building in which one does a boring thing - food shopping. It is my dreaded Monday morning chore. Up and down the aisles I go with Goo, the littlest youngster, who rides happily on the front of the cart. Far too disorganized to bring a pen I try to mentally check off my list as I go knowing that I will return home without some vitally needed items - it's always the way.
Oh look. Roast beef is on sale. Pitter-patter goes my little heart. Not.
Time to pick out the best buy on toilet paper. Edgerton's voice fills my head. "Remember: look at the cents per sheet." Edgie thrives on this sort of thing. Not me. I couldn't wait to get to the end of my list.
Bu then something remarkable happened. The muffled monotony of the Muzak suddenly became clear ... is it? Could it be? Annie's Song? John Denver?
The supermarket was transformed!! No longer an uninspiring stink-pit of doom, it was now a place of wonderment.
You fill up my senses like a night in the forest
Like the mountains in springtime, like a walk in the rain
There was a bounce in my step as I headed off towards the dairy section. I gave a happy nod to the old lady who was blocking my access to the cheese. Did I wink? Yeah, I probably did.
Like a storm in the desert, like a sleepy blue ocean
You fill up my senses, come fill me again.
As I hummed along, I noticed for the first time the vibrant oranges of the cheese. I was like a newborn lamb taking in the beauty of the dales.
Oh, how the Pillsbury Dough Boy smiled at me as I read the ingredients of his Pop'N'Fresh dough. My heart brimmed with happiness at how he never lost that doughy grin, even when I gently laid him back down again due to an over abundance of artificial flavours.
Let me drown in your laughter, let me die in your arms
Let me lay down beside you, let me always be with you
Yes, John, if only you were still with us.
The song came to an end but not my new found optimism. No, that lingered for a long time afterwards ... because that's what John Denver does to me. I've said it before and I'll say it again. He fills up my senses.
I don't think he fills up your senses; I think he makes you senseless!!
Listening to John Denver makes me happy too. In a bad mood? Country Roads. Happy? Sunshine on my Shoulders.
And for god's sake Edgie take her to the Dales!
"Edgie thrives on this sort of thing". Uh, no. Edgie is just a frugal (i.e cheap) Scottish bastard. And your mother would be ashamed to know that you DON'T price compare, have you seen HER shopping routine???
@CLB: The Dales is more probable than a pet at this point, and neither of them is that likely...